CARI KERJA?



We are seeking for old and enthusiastic people to join our dynamic and progressive company to fill the following position:


Skewer Relation Officer cum Professional Busybody



Requirements:

- Female (or you think you are one)

-Graduates (diploma/degree/master/phd) from any discipline are encouraged to apply (plus experience in Gossip arena is highly recomended)

-Possess good communication skills

-Excellent layers of poker faces

-Posses an invalid mouth insurance

-Able to mind about other's business except yours

-Able to downgrade others excellently except yourself

*please prepare a micro gossip session. We may need you to present it. Visual aids are welcome (but no kemban and tudung labuh please)



We offer attractive salary, challenging work environment, training and rewarding career to the right candidates.




If you are interested, plseae write to:

The Skewers Resource Department
Minah Kepoh sdn.bhd
Jalan sakit hati
43000, terajang,
selangor

Highway

Here i am
standing on a busy highway
of men and women
passing through me
like a train
long queue
nonstop

a white fathered angel
with devil's eyes
i cross this road to heaven
my feet bleed as i step on thorns of life
yet they heal themselves
often naturally
but painful

i splashed colors
on God's horizon
with my bare hands
an abstract picture of myself
smiling

yammy 9:19pm

Rakaman Perbualan Bersama ...

ketika itu yammy sedang bersemangat menaip paper nyer. kepalanyer penuh idea bernas. tiba2 telefon genggam nyer berbunyi. -lady gaga-

X - Allo.alooo. ini suis tak bleh buka la.

Yammy - eh? suis?

X - aloo.aloo.dengar tak?

Yammy - ye saya. siapa bercakap ya?

X - saya Megat. awak tak kenal.

Yammy - eh? eh? salah number kot en ni.

X - tak. number ni betul la. ni saya nak buat report bilik 108 (suite) card kat pintu dah rosak. hari tu saya panggil orang cik repair.

Yammy - en Megat. en salah number kot.

X - eh. awak nak main2 ke. saya nak bgtau pintu tu dah rosak dan minta awak buat tidakan susulan.

Yammy - encik, ini di Bangi.

X - eh? bangi? bukan Kuantan?

Yammy - yer Bangi. Ini talian persendirian. bukan ofis.

X - ini bukan 952xxx

Yammy - bukan.

X - tut..tut..tut..


pesanan penaja: lenkali bagi salam dolu. dimanakan tata tertib perbualan yang disarankan? adei. tak pasal2 aku kene marah. e Megat oi. kalo saya ni tau repair barang2 letrik, lame da saya kaya, bukak empayar sndrik.